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Avioncitos de Papel

Inauguro mis vivencias con una imagen a la que llevo muuucho tiempo dando vueltas en la cabeza. Igual no tiene que ver -demasiado- con la idea abstracta del BOFH, pero... ¿a quien no le ha pasado?

Imaginemos un piloto. De avión. Con su licencia de vuelo. Capacitado para mover bichos de 50 toneladas a más de 300 km/h a 10.000 metros de altura. Imaginemos ahora a sus amiguetes, gentes de buen corazón, pero que siempre llaman al piloto para que les translade cosas. En furgoneta. Cuando el piloto les pregunta por que él y no otro, la respuesta -la pregunta, vamos, que parecen gallegos- es indefectiblemente, la misma:
  • ¿Tú no trabajas transportando cosas?
  • Pues si pero no.
  • No vemos la diferencia.
  • Yo tengo un título para manejar una maquinaria especial que permite....
  • ¿Lleva motor?
  • ¿EH?
  • ¿Esa maquinaria llevará motor, no?
  • eu... si
  • Pues ya está. Es lo mismo.

Pues señores, no. No es lo mismo. Así como hay gente que tiene licencia de vuelo para avionetas, cazas, helicópteros, bombarderos, transbordadores espaciales, cometas o triciclos, en la informática existen varios campos independientes entre si CUYA característica común es que la herramienta tiene teclado y monitor. Y que ello NO supone que, de manejar aviones. pasemos a manejar avionetas de radiocontrol.

Aprended, coño! Que no es tan difícil!

P.D.: Tenía que soltarlo....

Bienvenido TrainMan!! ¿Qué tal tu desvirgamiento en este blog? Espero que hayas disfrutado y no te haya dolido mucho ;-)

Veo que tú vas a ser el que tires de metáforas :P

No sé si os ha pasado alguna vez algo del estilo de. Trabajo realizando entornos gráficos para aplicaciones, es decir, una tarea informática. Eso me convierte en informático, que segun mi familia y vecinos, me debe de convertir en alguna especie de genio que tiene conocimientos de todo aquello que tenga electricidad.
El último incidente me sucedio la semana pasada, en mi casa, claro, dónde no tienen idea de mis aptitudes y conocimientos.
Se fue la señal de antena de televisión. Si ... inmediatamente mi padre me pregunto acerca de lo que ocurría. Por supuesto, le dije que se había ido la señal de antena de televisión. Su respuesta fue:
- Arreglalo tú, que eres informático.

Con lo fácil que es responder a eso!!

"¿Tú dejarías que te operara el corazón un (poned aquí el médico que más tirria le tengáis) psquiatra? No, ¿verdad? Pues ya está, es lo mismo"

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